You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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