he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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