3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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