I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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