i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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