I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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