Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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