ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
