So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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