So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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