I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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