I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Randomize
