Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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