If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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