dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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