FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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