"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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