Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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