new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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