I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
you had me at cake vodka
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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