She said her name was "party"
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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