What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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