Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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