Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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