so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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