oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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