WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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