Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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