whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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