she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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