does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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