smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Boobs speak an international language.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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