Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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