Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I know her cup size but not her name....
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