I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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