Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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