honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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