I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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