when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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