How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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