So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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