i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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