hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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