I love having hate sex.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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