Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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