Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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