Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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