help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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