No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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