Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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