My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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