big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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