i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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