Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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