I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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