New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
we're so committed to being not committed
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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