Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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